The Chick Code in Bars and Nightclubs

We are all accustomed with the Bro Code. Barney Stinson alike wrote an absolute book on the subject, with rules such as 1) Bros afore hoes, 3) You allegation never own a cat, and 19) Never allotment a bed with a guy, unless there's no way about it. Guys accept rules for aback they go out...but what's the cipher for girls?

When I aboriginal went out to confined and nightclubs with two of my girlfriends, I was in a accord and they were single. They both went to angle up with guys, abrogation me continuing on my own like some array of loser. Obviously, 'Chicks afore Dicks' wasn't on their code; they instead autonomous for 'Dicks, Dicks, and added Dicks'. This leads me to accept that there should be some array of Chick Cipher to accomplish abiding that at atomic added girls don't end up attractive absolutely like me: a also-ran in a nightclub.

The Chick Code

1. Chicks afore D$%ks. It doesn't amount if the D#*k is a celebrity, or if he's Prince William: never leave addition Chick abandoned in a bar for a Dick.

2. Chicks don't pee alone. Ever. If a Chick asks addition Chick to go to the bath with her at confined and nightclubs, the acknowledgment is consistently yes. It doesn't amount if the added Chick is dancing with a hot guy. Chicks. Should. Always. Say. Yes.

3. On that note, if a Chick goes to the bath in advanced of addition Chick while out at night, it is automatically abandoned the abutting day.

4. Chicks don't let added Chicks do any array of 80s ball moves in confined and nightclubs, such as the Shopping Cart, the Churning Butter, or the Running Man. If a Chick sees addition Chick accomplishing any of these moves, she allegation either acquaint the Chick to stop, or pretend she does not apperceive the Chick until she stops.

5. If a Chick is dancing with a guy that was an ex-boyfriend (or a 'sort-of' ex-boyfriend), the brother, or the best acquaintance of addition Chick, he is off limits. If the Chick kisses this guy, she can be able to be accustomed bashful analysis for at atomic 3 days.

6. If a Chick is throwing up afterwards drinking, it is the assignment of the added Chicks to authority her beard back, authority her clutch, and to accomplish abiding the guy who was about to ask for her cardinal does not acquisition addition else.

7. It doesn't amount if she's had 5 martinis, or 10 Burgers at McDonalds afterwards a night out...Chicks never attending fat.

8. Alike if a Chick isn't drinking, if the added Chicks are bubbler she allegation pretend to be addled aback they are tipsy, and bashed aback they are drunk. Tip: This can absorb phrases like "Oh my god, I am sooooo wasted!" or assuming to abatement over assimilate guys.

9. If one Chick cannot get into a bar or nightclub, the added Chicks must:

a. All leave the area and ask the Chick what happened

b. Offer to pay any awning allegation for the Chick if she cannot pay for herself

c. Authority the Chick abiding if she is acutely too bashed to be let in

d. If the aloft fail, the added Chicks allegation coquette with the bouncer until he agrees to let them all in

10. If addition babe or guy is beggarly to a Chick, all added Chicks allegation angle up for her. This does not beggarly affray (which is absolutely a allure address bearded as a action acclimated by girls in bars) that gets the guys excited. This agency war.